What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do you like to be pegged?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.